Haircut!
CANT STOP WONT STOP

Your name is DANDREW. You enjoy PLAYING MUSIC on your GUITAR and PIANO, and writing FAN FICTION about aliens in your DEATH NOTE. Your claims to fame are a STUPID WEB-COMIC as well as the social networking site BUBBLR. You designed the site to let people rant about FEELS, but sadistically you never give them the functions they could really use.
Scattered around your room are VARIOUS TOMES that house your most scandalous stories, adjacent to which is a BUNNY that you can’t seem to get back into THE BOX. Also on your bed is your set of HOMESTUCK TAROT CARDS which you spent WAY TOO MUCH FUCKING MONEY on.
What will you do?
So I was looking for pictures of Andrew Hussie so I could morph him with David Karp, because someone said I look like their love child, and I found this:

I guess they were right?

things that will always be attractive forever
- button up shirt with the sleeves pushed up to the elbows
- freckles
- dimples
- button up shirt
- with the sleeves pushed up
- to the elbows
- 5 o’clock shadow
- bUTTON UP SHIRTS

You rang?
I am constantly late for school.

And yes. Yes you can.














