June 2012
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Anonymous asked: Heh, nice try. At least attempt to make the next meeting? -sighs- Not that it matters, I guess. I'll just keep on covering you and come across as unreliable and unprofessional. -pauses, then smirks- What're you working on, anyways?
Jun 1st
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Anonymous asked: Yes. Scotch. No ice. And no, I try to make it a habit of not consuming alcohol on the job, Mister Stark. Speaking of business, why didn't you show up to that meeting? You know there are only so many times that I can use the excuse that you're off "saving the world from and alien life force".
Jun 1st
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Anonymous asked: Pepper Potts says hi, you derp. <3
Jun 1st
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Anonymous asked: Extra dry, extra olives. Like, at least three olives. 12% of all your olives, or maybe we could negotiate 15%? Also, my phone is on silent because I'm too worried attached to the television.
Jun 1st
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Why Does The Blue Jay Sing?
I wrote a new story! I made it a read more because it’s super long. But I hope you like it and stuff? [[MORE]] chordstories: “What are you doing all the way out here?” “I would ask you the same question, M’lady. This is not the place for one of such noble blood.” He watched her from his perch among the rocks as she entered his hidden place. It didn’t actually belong to him - nothing...
Jun 1st
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vivalaprimmadonna asked: I applaud you good sir, I approve of that ship. I also approve of the use of Loki. ALL THE POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR.
Jun 1st
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WOWTHATSALOTOFKARKATANDTEREZI
Sorry about that I think I’ve lost control
Jun 1st
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spocktalia: Oops I drew something cute.
Jun 1st
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John has been teaching Karkat pick-up lines
bonestuck:
Jun 1st
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May 2012
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mm I just took a really nice shower with like mosturizers and body scubs and bath oils and now my skin is super soft and i just feel nice
May 31st
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I ship Axel<>Roxas
May 31st
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Listenleviechelon: boingboingwhoosh: ...
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Listenpreviouslysane: kark8: IM SCREAMING
May 31st
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“Terrifying Fact Number Two, is that I’ve just watched Matt Smith carrying a...”
– Steven Moffat. lather-rinse-retreat and they’re letting this guy carry the torch through Cardiff. (via thegirlwiththeblueribbon) oh my GOD (via timedetective) I’m stuck at she phoned the police and shot me in the face (via emergencycomb) That was the wrong woman! - Nope, that was the...
May 31st
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goodcrisser: look at the second name
May 31st
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“I am a hard person to love but when I love, I love really hard.”
– Tupac Shakur  (via ladyrockabetty)
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Listenanachronistic-astronaut: doctorwho: Remember: ...
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the-left-lane-is-for-passing: But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Hawkeye’s badonkadonk is the sun.
May 31st
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so im shipping karkat and terezi like reALLY FREAKING HARD RIGHT NOW
May 31st
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